As I see it the problem is this
'T would be nice to meet for a kiss
But if you can't find the time
though I wish you were mine
Then we'll just have to give it a miss

So I'd love us to meet for a reading
Of poems that show our good breeding
Full of humour and wit, although I admit
Also warnings that we should be heeding

And we ought to meet for a cuddle
To sort out this incredible muddle
I'll kiss both your eyes, the inside of your thighs
And forget what on earth was the trouble