I met a girl and we made love upon the kitchen table
We kissed and sucked and screwed and fucked as long as we were able
We stopped at nine, it was supper time, the table needed laying
That we were hungry after this, I guess, goes without saying
Having laid the girl and table both we then sat down for supper
'Twas as good a meal's I've ever had was all I had strength to utter
So comes the day and comes the girl then so long as I'm capable
We'll try again and re-invent our own Aesopean fable