I sent my love some poetry
A deep searching of my heart
She filed it under "Suitors
Must try to keep apart"

I sent my love some flowers
To express my inner stress
She stuffed them in a bottle
Where they died in a week or less

I sent my love some chocolates
To show how much I cared
She ate them absentmindedly
Not caring how I fared

I sent my love a valentine
With cupids edged in satin
Apathetically she poked the fire
And carefully threw that in