Who needs to write poems when the surf's six feet high
And the point break is working down here at Dee Why?
So I'll grab me my board and I'll give it a try
Who needs to write poems? Who needs to? Not I

So I head for the waves, I'm a hard man to teach
Though they say a man's grasp should exceed his reach
....Try saying that slowly with a mouth full of beach
Guess I'll stick to the poems and not practice but preach