Do you want a woman? Oh no I do not sir
For the one who I want is the one who I lost sir

Do you want a woman? I beg you, no thanks
For the day that she left, my libido just sank

Do you want a woman? I suppose that I might
For living alone I don't sleep well at night

Do you want a woman? Oh if you insist
For as the days pass 'she' is not so much missed

Do you want a woman? For the warmth and the bliss
Of the cuddles, caresses and occasional kiss

Do you want a woman? No! they're all just the same
And when it goes wrong I'll get all the blame

Do you want a woman? "Yes and no" is my shout
It'll end up in tears but I can't live without

Do you want a woman? Oh just go to hell!
And on the way tell her..... I'm doing well!