Broken hearts are ten a penny
It's the price we pay for procreation
Its advantages it seems are many
As the winners populate the nation
The losers? Well that's pretty tough
A few tears shed in shear frustration
For the girl who didn't give enough
At least not to me,'Hell and damnation'
So some can win we most must lose
To satisfy the games equation
But the laws of chance I would abuse
To bend the deal to my direction

For it seems no matter how I try
She ends up with the other guy