Staying with Paul

If you want to be a loser stay with Paul
If you want to be a boozer stay with Paul
If you want a man who'll use ya
And probably abuse ya
Then the best thing you can do is stay with Paul
Yes...... the best thing you can do is stay with Paul

If you want to be a pauper play with Paul
He'll take your money Honey, he'll take it all
And most of it he'll just piss up the wall
So if you want to be a loser stay with Paul
Yes...... the best thing you can do is stay with Paul

If you want a man to cheat ya stay with Paul
If you want a man to beat ya stay with Paul
I guess you're to proud t'admit you're wrong at all
But remember pride comes just before the fall
So.. perhaps the best thing you can do is stay with Paul

If you want the Earth he'll promise you it all
But a heap of dirt is what you'll get that's all
If you're not happy then just give me a call
But otherwise you'd best just stay with Paul
Yes... Otherwise you'd best just stay with Paul

S0....... If you want to be a loser stay with Paul
If you want to be a boozer stay with Paul
If you want a man who'll use ya
And probably abuse ya
Then the best thing you can do is stay with Paul
Oh Yes.... the best thing you can do is stay with Paul
Yes...... the best thing you can do is stay with Paul