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  <TD HEIGHT="19" COLSPAN="1" ALIGN="LEFT"><DIV CLASS="head">No.800</DIV></TD>
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A cautionary parody<br>
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As I was letting down my hair<br>
 I met a man too drunk to care<br>
 He was too drunk again to day<br>
 I wish he wouldn't get that way<br>

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